War Is Boring: The Chinese Are Coming! The Chinese Are Coming!

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China, the story goes, has built military bases in Mexico—and in Canada, as well, according to some. The reasoning for this varies, but it’s usually so that China could launch a surprise invasion of America when the opportunity presents itself. When America defaults on its debt and the economy crashes, the U.S. military will disintegrate and the People’s Liberation Army will stream in and take over.

The Chinese Are Coming! The Chinese Are Coming!“, Medium, 2013.

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