Category: CIMSEC

CIMSEC Satire Week: GIANT HAND DEVELOPMENT WOES THREATEN USS GERALD FORD TIMELINE

According to a leaked document, Gerald Ford and other ships equipped with Giant Hand will also be able to perform “enhanced humanitarian and goodwill missions.” Ships will be able to “steam off a coastline, waving Giant Hand in a friendly gesture of American goodwill that will be seen for miles in all directions. This will allow us to discontinue our annual humanitarian assistance cruises in Asia, the South Pacific, Africa, and Central America.”

Giant Hand Development Woes Threaten USS Gerald Ford Timeline“, CIMSEC, 1/24/14.